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*Yawn* I know I said well done, but this is ridiculous!
OMG! It’s a holiday!
If I act like I’m tired, will they leave me alone with them?
Do I look like a shiksa? Of course it’s kosher!!
Marley & Shishka.
They only cooked six kebobs? Thats just an appetizer!
“Maybe if I just yawn she’ll think I’m not interested. Then when she turns her back I can just grab one and run.”
Of course I’m happy. As soon as she leaves that food is MINE!
<—Insert "Shiksa-bob" Here.
I try to be good. Why do you tempt me like this?
I’m acting bored while I plot my snatch and run escape route
“See? Look. There is nothing in my mouth. So don’t blame me. For what its worth though, the cat was cleaning his paws earlier.”
“You can absolutely trust me to guard them for you. I’m not even interested. See, I’m yawning.”
Ha, Ha, Ha!!! Mine, all mine!!!
Look! Behind you! Up in the sky! It’s Haley’s Comet!
OMG! Dreams DO come true!
Kosher! YAY!!!
‘You can do this. Just keep repeating to yourself, “I will not steal. I will not steal.” ‘
Hey, gang! Dinner’s ready!
Hahaha! They will never know that I slobbered all over these!
I know the Shiksa, she’s faithful, she’ll “accidentally” drop one just for me!
But you promised today we would pretend we’re not Jewish and we’d have bacon!!!You promised!
Great, they leave these on the grill and tell me to sit/stay and be a good dog while my tummy is grumblin? Maybe if I sneak over and get just one, nobody will notice, right?
“Marley have a little lamb?, little lamb?, little lamb?, Marley have a little lamb? Please!
“No, really, I have NO IDEA what happened to the cat!”
Look at me! Look over here! Now, grab one!
If that’s for me, where is your dinner?
Mom, are these kosher?? Just checking!
“Don’t even think about it…..They are ALL mine….got it?….ALL mine!
“Kabob me”
“If I open my mouth wide enough I know I can fit all
six Kebobs in!”
We’re out of dogfood but I think I can adapt!
Food so good it haunts your dreams.
the service could be faster, but the food is deeeeeeeeeelllishh!
Ughhhh…….I rather have dog food! Maybe they’ll believe me and walk away thinking I really don’t like this.
If I open my mouth wider I know I can fit them all in! Just watch me.
THIS?! I can’t eat THIS! I have paws people! Dogs don’t do shish-ka-bob! Now make me something I can eat! Something WITHOUT a stick shoved in it! Thank you!
“No. No. No. No. No. No. Must resist… well, maybe just a small nip.”
Kabob missiles loaded. Dog target locked on. Commence firing in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .
Yup, I think I can fit them all in.
As soon as it cools off roff roff, I’m making my moo roo roo roo roove! It’s gonna be GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!!
No need to shoo me away. Look. I’m yawning.
Meat on a stick, meat on a stick!
I gotta get me some meat on a stick!
Marley: “Must I always sing for my supper?”
“Dog days of summer”.
Open wide! Here they come. OOPs.
Barbecue doesn’t excite me anymore!
Of COURSE they’ll all fit…see?
Marley, doing mouth streaching exercises for the ” How many shish-ka-bob’s can you fit into your mouth” contest
Yea, that’s it. I’m gonna tell everyone their veggie sausages. So more for me!!